AIR FORCE VS NAVY

A Contest Within A Contest

By George Powell


During the mandatory pilot’s meeting on the eve of the 2002 Championships at Bullseye, the Air Force flag flew proudly on a staff near the podium. As the sun sank slowly in the west and the meeting drew to a close, an alert cadet noticed that the Air Force flag had mysteriously disappeared and that it had been replaced by a blue and gold flag bearing the insignia of the United States Navy. Thus began a contest within a contest between the Navy and Air Force, which lasted for the duration of the Championships.

Through an unidentified intermediary, the Air Force was informed that the missing flag was not, as they may have suspected, in the possession of the Navy, nor was it in neutral territory; but that it could be found “in Air Force territory.” That evening and the next morning a thorough search of the area was conducted. Cadets combed vehicles, aircraft and portopotties -- with negative results.

Jimmy Zapata (alias 'Captain Zap') looking for a place to hide the Air Force flag. After all 32 aircraft were launched on Day One of the Championships, the cadets received the following cryptic four word message from an anonymous source: “Your flag is flying.” From this crucial piece of intelligence it was deduced that the flag had to be hidden in one of the Air Force aircraft. This hypothesis proved correct. The Air Force flag was found folded neatly in the survival kit of #641 (The E model which appeared on the cover of the May/June 2002 issue of the 1-26 Newsletter.)

Meanwhile (predictably) the Navy flag mysteriously disappeared.

In the spirit of inter-service cooperation and fearing that the situation might deteriorate into something ugly, a truce was called. It was agreed that for the duration of the contest the burning question: “Which flag will fly?” would be determined by superior performance rather than by sneaky stealth. Two elite teams were formed. Ten 1-26s would represent each service:

The Air Force Team
A/C Crew
097 Marvin Willis
Fred Steadman
142 Clem Countess
Mark Matticola
244 Bob von Hellens
358 Mitch Hudson
403 Christopher Rothe
Hal Hoxie
483 Pete Vredenburg
517 Pat Williams
Mat Steenman
542 Oliver Schmeizer
553 Ryan Riley
Josh Baudreaux
641 Jay Fredrickson
Mick Siesser
The Navy Team
A/C Crew
009 Mick Westbrook
Michael Westbrook
091 Norm Miller (USMC)
144 Del Blomquist
264 Tom Barkow
322 Pat DeNaples
Bob Root
357 Jim Walker
390 Vern Hutchinson
412 Jim Zapata
George Powell
470 Bill Bentley
480 Ron Schwartz

The following Rules of Engagement were agreed upon:

  • Rule #1: As soon as the official results for the day are posted, the top seven scores for each team will be added.
  • Rule #2: The team with the most points will be allowed to fly its flag the following day.

Generally speaking, from this time forward, good sportsmanship and a spirit of friendly inter-service rivalry prevailed -- with a few minor exceptions.

On a morning following a decisive Navy victory, it was brought to the attention of the Air Force that the Navy flag had not been hoisted promptly, as agreed. After a certain amount of humming, hawing, scratching and shuffling of feet it was explained that “The General” had flown to Bullseye from the Academy for a visit (inspection?) and that there was no way in hell he would be allowed to see a Navy flag flying over an Air Force installation. Shortly after “The General’s” departure, the Navy flag was seen happily flapping in the breeze.

On another occasion, because they were relying on the mathematical skills of a former naval aviator for the daily scoring, the Air Force raised the question of accuracy. The Navy countered with an offer to have an audit performed by the Arthur Anderson Accounting firm. This issue was not raised again.

Jimmy Zapata with the Navy flag flying proudly. At the end of four contest days, the two teams were in a dead heat. Air Force 2; Navy 2. The final day of the Championships would be the tie-breaker. By the narrowest of margins the Navy team edged out the Air Force, winning the day and the ‘Contest Within a Contest.’ The next day, the Awards Breakfast was held at Doolittle Hall on the Academy grounds. The Navy flag was ceremoniously displayed during these proceedings. At the conclusion of the presentations, as a token of appreciation for being such good sports, and to express thanks for hosting an outstanding contest, the Navy flag was signed by the members of the team and presented by a former naval aviator to the senior Air Force officer present.

According to the Air Force, the Navy flag is currently on display at an appropriate location at the Academy.